Thursday, April 03, 2025

One, Two, Three, Four! I Declare a Trade War!

President Trump yesterday announced tariffs on imports from our closest allies. Particularly hard-hit are Atlantis, the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, Tatooine, Arrakis, Elbonia, Lilliput, Brobdingnag, and Bali Ha'i.

[Editor's note: a previous version of this story mistakenly included Eastasia in the list of new tariffs. We've always been in a trade war with Eastasia. We regret the error.]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Florin and Guilder!