All new Apple Stores -- and, eventually, most or all existing stores will be retro-fitted -- will now include a dance club. "Picture, if you will, the lighted disco floor of Saturday Night Fever, re-imagined by Jony Ive!" gushed Apple-focused blogger John Gruber. "No colors -- just white!"
Disco music, however, will not have any part in the new clubs. "Everyone knows Steve [Jobs, Apple CEO] is a fan of the Beatles and Bob Dylan. Not many are aware, though, that he absolutely adores Danny and the Juniors" said an Apple insider. The dance clubs will feature weekly 1950s-style teen dances.
So you can expect, some time in the fall, another of Jobs's famous announcements: "...and one more thing: the Apple iHop!"