President-elect Donald Trump has retracted his nomination of Dr. Mehmet Oz to the position of Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. Sources close to the former game show host said the reasons were twofold: he found out Dr. Oz was Muslim; and as anonymous sources quoted Mr. Trump, "That's not who I meant! That's the wrong Oz!"
The new nominee is the Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Congressional GOP leaders reacted positively to the change. Speaker of the House Mike "Mike" Johnson said "Oz will enhance the other nominees. For example, he can give Matt Gaetz a heart, and RFKjr a brain. You know, the whole worm thing." Paging through his list of nominees, Rep. Johnson was heard to mutter "Needs a brain... brain... brain and heart... brain..."
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