Terrible Presidential Puns

Here's a dumb blog I've just started, and my old friend Bentley will soon be joining. We write really bad puns involving (usually) the names of U.S. presidents, and you guess the punchlines and leave them in the comments section.

This silly idea dates back to high school. I'm not sure why we started making these things up, but we did. Now we're doing the world a favor by sharing them. I'm sure the world will be thankful.

So head on over, and supply a punchline.